OPPOSITE SEX
Women
The best way of describing a woman is to use a ball.
At 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
At 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men after her.
At 38, she is a golf ball - one man after her.
At 48, she is a pingpong ball - two men pushing to each other.
Men
The best way of describing a man is to compare him to fruits.
At 20, a man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30, he is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.
At 40, he is like a watermelon; big, round & juicy.
At 50, he is like a mandarin, orange; the season comes once a year.
At 60, he is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap.

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